March 27, 2010
Why did I even bother? The movie was beautiful and Tim Burton's over the top directing seemed a little toned down. Out of the four human actors, only the Hatter and the Red Queen were bearable. The whole thing was an over-wrought snore fest. Like Alice's passing dream, you just don't care. Oh, expect for the gratuitous Hatter dance scene...that made me care enough to want to gouge my eyes out.