April 15, 2021
Rodger Moore and motorcycle chases through exotic locals! This movie was riding on the coattails of the Bond Francise but falls off early. They literally through everything into it, often to its own detriment. Is is a screw ball comedy with Elliot Gould giving you his best MASH schtick? Is it classy with David Niven as a British gentleman? No, Rodger More can't be the British gentleman because he is playing the worst accented Austrian sympathy nazi. Through in Sonny Bono because, why not, and Telly Salvalas as some sort of red hot Grecian lover / freedom fighter. I mean, this movies everywhere except to a point. Then you have to watch Salvas do some sort of dance at then end. Why?